Monday, November 12, 2007

Beginning O' The Week Heads-Up

Throw me a lifesaver, and not the Marx Brothers kinds. CNBC

Swing and a miss!!! WSJ

Fear, Greed and Speculation: what really runs the markets. BARRONS

You could also get a job at McDonald's. Their stock is worth more. CNBC

There's pain, there's big pain, and then there's just plain old imminent financial immolation.

But, on a positive note: Sinking Dollar, Rising Portfolio.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Word Plays on Words

from the WSJ

SIV Rescue Plan Faces New Pressure

By Carrick Mollenkamp and David Reilly

A rescue plan for investment funds that are one source of credit-market concern is under new pressure after Moody's Investors Service said the funds were liquidating assets to meet financial commitments.

The rescue plan, led by Citigroup Inc., Bank of America Corp. and J.P. Morgan Chase & Co., is aimed at providing cash to the funds, known as structured investment vehicles, or SIVs. The plan is aimed at avoiding a forced fire sale of the SIVs assets...

Citigroup for the first time disclosed details about the SIVs it sponsor in third-quarter financial statements filed earlier this week with the SEC. The bank said that as of Sept. 30, the SIVs it was affiliated with had $83 billion in assets, following the sale of $19 billion in assets since July.

The three SIVs whose capital notes were placed on negative credit by Moody's are the largest of the seven SIVs Citigroup, and they have a combined $50 billion in assets. Of the seven SIVS, 7%, or nearly $6 billion, of assets are invested in U.S. mortgage-backed securities. However, the bank added that, "the SIVs have no direct exposure to U.S. subprime assets and have approximately $70 million of indirect exposure" through investments in collateralized debt obligations.

Translation: having no "indirect exposure" to U.S. subprime assets means, yeah, we're gonna get the flu, but hey, at least we won't die of frostbite!"

The more reports I read on this issue, the more I notice a pattern: little by little, the debt grows, the trouble worsens and more companies report losses (oh, and the more people get fired, too).

The CDO/SIV/LBO "action" of 2006-2007 is going to result in the "bust" of 2008. 2009. 2010...

No, it won't be as bad as the Dot Com BOMB of 2001, but it will be close. Recession, yeah, the severity of which is yet to be seen. All of the (undisciplined) money that chased the dot com's, chased the oil and now the real estate market are going to meet their maker. The flight-to-quality buying Wednesday (gold, treasurys, etc.) is yet another sign that the smart money sees the storm and are taking shelter in brick houses rather than straw, i.e., stocks.

If you're an investor, whether it be stocks or real esate, here's what you should do: wait. PLEASE! Keep your powder dry. Just as a rising tide lifts all boats, so does an ebbing tide lower all boats. Not only should you be watching stocks, you should be watching sectors. You think "Tech" is gonna survive the coming storm? Doubtful. Remember, we now have a global economy (ugh, how I hate those words). What affects us, affects Europe, what affects Europe, affects Asia...and they bought a lot of our junk. Unfortunately we live in a consumer driven economy, and if people start losing their homes, losing their "ATM", how are they going to spend? And what do all the overseas manufacturers do with all of their inventory? Give it away like Crazy Eddie? The same with the banks. What do they do with all of those REO properties? Sell 'em for pennies on the dollar, in some cases.

And that's when you buy. If you've got any debt, knock it out. Free up your cash. That way, when you go and apply for a loan, all you'll have to supply is the money and not your DNA and / or your soul

Remember the phrase "Buy low, sell high"? Well consider Warren Buffet's advice: There are two rules to investing, #1: Don't lose money, #2: Don't forget rule #1. Both of these rules apply.

But more importantly, don't curse the darkness, light a candle. Or as I like to say, don't raise the bridge, lower the river...

I'm rambling, I'm tired, my eyes are bleedin' and I have an interview tomorrow. Cover me, I'm goin' in. Adieu.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Stop me if you've heard this before...


Credit Card Debt a $915 Billion Disaster-in-Waiting for Banks

Tuesday, November 6, 2007 8:14 PMBy: Newsmax Staff

Think the estimated subprime debt load carried by the big international banks is big, at $1 trillion?

How about this: Americans now owe nearly as much – a record $915 billion – on their credit cards alone.

And defaults and delinquencies in the credit card sector are piling up – which means big banks are on the hook, again. More sand in the gears for the global economy.

Credit card companies wrote off 4.58 percent in payments between January and May, almost a third more than in the same period in 2006, according to Moody's Investors Service. As a result, lenders such as Citigroup, Bank of America, and American Express, among others already reeling from the subprime mortgage disaster, are being further weakened.

I haven't had a credit card since September '06. I feel happier than a test subject in proctology school.

from NEWSMAX

That's TRILLION with a "T"...


Markets fear banks have $1 trillion in toxic debt

By Sean O’Grady, Economics Editor

Published: 06 November 2007

A new phase in the credit crunch, one of “$1 trillion losses” seems to be dawning. The crisis at Citigroup and renewed doubts about some of the world’s leading banks disquieted stock markets on both sides of the Atlantic yesterday, with the fractious mood set to continue.

The FTSE 100 fell 69.2 to 6,461.4, with Alliance & Leicester (down 4 per cent) and Barclays (off 3 per cent, to a two-year low) singled out for punishment. In New York, Citigroup, down 4.9 per cent to multi-year lows, weighed on the Dow Jones index, which fell 51.7, or 0.4 per cent, to 13,543.4. Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs and Lehman Brothers also dropped on speculation they face more writedowns on top of the $40bn (£19bn) announced in the past four months.

Bill Gross, the chief investment officer of Pacific Investment Management, said US mortgage delinquencies and defaults would rise in 2008. “There are $1 trillion worth of sub-primes, Alt-As [self-certified] and basically garbage loans,” he said, adding that he expects some $250bn in defaults. “We’ve only begun to see the pain from rising mortgage payments,” he added. Brian Gendreau, an investment strategist at ING, commented: “Financials are 20 per cent of the S&P 500 and if that sector doesn’t do well all bets are off. People just don’t know what’s on the balance sheets.” Translation: now's a good time to get some MRE's, find a cabin...and pray.

from The Independent

Surely, you jest!? No, and stopping calling me Shirley.

playing games with shells

Deals With Hedge Funds May Be Helping Merrill Delay Mortgage Losses

By SUSAN PULLIAM

November 2, 2007 12:28 p.m.

Merrill Lynch & Co., in a bid to slash its exposure to risky mortgage-backed securities, has engaged in deals with hedge funds that may have been designed to delay the day of reckoning on losses, people close to the situation said.

The transactions are among the issues likely to be examined by the Securities and Exchange Commission. The SEC is looking into how the Wall Street firm has been valuing, or "marking," its mortgage securities and how it has disclosed its positions to investors, a person familiar with the probe said. Regulators are scrutinizing whether Merrill knew its mortgage-related problem was bigger than what it indicated to investors throughout the summer.

from the WSJ

Why? Did they make bad loans too?


Senate Panel Probes 6 Top Televangelists

CBS News has learned Sen. Charles Grassley of Iowa, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, is investigating six prominent televangelist ministries for possible financial misconduct. Letters were sent Monday to the ministries demanding that financial statements and records be turned over to the committee by December 6th.

According to Grassley's office, the Iowa Republican is trying to determine whether or not these ministries are improperly using their tax-exempt status as churches to shield lavish lifestyles.

Yet ANOTHER way for people to excuse their lack of faith of in God. Thanks for the black eye, you bloodsuckers. BTW, how are those planes Mr. Hinn? Mr. Copeland?


from CBSNews

"Boy, when you die at the Palace, you really die at the Palace!"*

*Mel Brooks, "History of the World, Pt. 1"

They get you coming, and they get you going.

Dubious Fees Hit Borrowers in Foreclosures

As record numbers of homeowners default on their mortgages, questionable practices among lenders are coming to light in bankruptcy courts, leading some legal specialists to contend that companies instigating foreclosures may be taking advantage of imperiled borrowers.

Because there is little oversight of foreclosure practices and the fees that are charged, bankruptcy specialists fear that some consumers may be losing their homes unnecessarily or that mortgage servicers, who collect loan payments, are profiting from foreclosures.

Bankruptcy specialists say lenders and loan servicers often do not comply with even the most basic legal requirements, like correctly computing the amount a borrower owes on a foreclosed loan or providing proof of holding the mortgage note in question.

Now you know why there's a Hell folks, and I'm not joking.


from the NYTimes

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Fear, Greed and Speculation: What really runs the market.

from the Wall Street Journal, with laser like analysis from yours truly...

Fresh Credit Worries Grip Markets

“"The situation is now more negative than in the summer," said Pete Nolan, a portfolio manager at Smith Breeden Associates in Chapel Hill, N.C. He said that "in many cases, the fundamentals are catching up" with investors' worst fears. The worry is that a huge financial edifice that is built on top of the now-shaky mortgage market could weaken, potentially causing lenders to tighten up on loans and slowing the economy. Translation: people (Wall St.) are now beginning to see how bad it really is...and they are scared.

In a recent report, analysts from J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. said they expect bank credit losses on mortgages and complex debt securities to continue well into 2008 as housing prices weaken further. As bank losses continue, we expect bank lending capacity to be reduced," they said, adding that banks will have to ration credit and are likely to favor lending to corporations over consumers…. Translation: Well into 2008? Try 2010! or '11! And bank "lending capacity"? Nil. Rationing credit simply means you'll be putting down 20% AND donating DNA

Besides the problems with banks and brokers, there was evidence of more problems in the mortgage market. Mortgage-servicing companies, which collect payments from borrowers, said delinquency and prepayment data were worse than expected. Translation: Cue the music! "...more problems in the mortgage markets" means IT'S BAD!! Delinquency and prepayment is worse than expected now, wait until 2008 when all those 2/5 ARM's break!

"Mortgages are still deteriorating at an accelerating pace, and that's scary," said Karen Weaver, global head of securitization research at Deutsche Bank AG. "We haven't come near a stabilization, and we expect things to get worse as the bulk of resets" of interest rates on adjustable-rate mortgages "have yet to come." The first line says it all.

The percentage of subprime mortgages -- those to home buyers with weak credit -- that were more than 60 days behind in payments topped 20% in August, up from 18.7% in July and 17.1% in June, according to the latest data from First American LoanPerformance. Like Ted Bundy once said, "add a zero" to that August number. No, he didn't say that, but you know what I mean.


Mark Zandi, an economist at Moody's Economy.com, estimates that of the $2.45 trillion in especially risky mortgages currently outstanding -- including subprimes, interest-only loans, mortgages that exceed Fannie Mae lending limits and others -- as much as a quarter could suffer defaults in the months ahead. Total losses on these mortgages, he estimates, could reach $225 billion. That would hit bondholders hard, since the value of mortgage securities is driven by the performance of underlying mortgages. And it could make such bonds harder to sell in the future. Watch that $2.45 trillion and $225 billion go up in December. Watch!


Many expect the value of homes to continue to slip as well. Mr. Zandi puts the drop at 10%, from the market's peak in the fourth quarter of 2005 to its projected bottom in the fourth quarter of 2008. Such a decline would wipe out more than $2 trillion in home values. That's less than the $7 trillion in stock wealth wiped out by the tech bust that began in 2000, but still would represent a significant hit to the economy. I pray to GOD that I'm wrong, but me thinks we might get very, very close to $7 trillion. I think alot of investors, punch drunk and stupid from the Dot Com bust, needed to make up some losses and hedged on the housing market to "right their ship". When the hits just kept on coming, they let the record play, scratches be damned.


Because mortgages are bundled into securities sold to investors all over the world, the deterioration in mortgages' value is having a wide effect. Many of the more complex securities, known as collateralized debt obligations, or CDOs, are held by banks and brokerage firms.

They've been the cause of many of the big losses at those institutions. No, firing four of your top risk analysts and piling on the risk is the cause!!!


In CDOs, risk is portioned out to different groups of investors. Those willing to take the biggest risks buy securities with the highest potential returns, while investors who want more safety give up some return to get it. Already, the riskier "tranches" of CDOs have sunk dramatically in value. An index that tracks risky subprime bonds has fallen to a record low of 17.4 cents on the dollar, down 50% from August, according to Markit Group. In other words, a billion is now only worth 174 million. I don't even think the short traders get that kind scratch on a good day.

That decline, while worrisome, hit investors willing to take risk. But the recent turmoil stems from declines in the market for the safest securities. Rated triple-A, they should be affected by mortgage defaults only in extreme circumstances. An index that tracks triple-A securities is trading at 79 cents on the dollar, down from roughly 95 cents just a month ago. Good Lord, even the rich are suffering! Help us!


At the top are "super-senior tranches." It is a decline in value of these supposedly safe securities that is hurting many banks and brokerage firms. Because banks must value many of their securities holdings at the price at which they could be sold -- called marking to market -- many banks have had to report losses. As an appraiser, when I hear the words "could be sold" I automatically think "probably won't be sold" because sellers always list their "wares" higher in order to negotiating or "wiggle" room. So if these..."things" are marked at let's say 500 million, take off five-ten percent for negotiating, that leaves you with a value of roughly of 450-475 million bucks. In today's market. What will that be like in let's 1Q08?


In October alone, Moody's Investors Service, Fitch Ratings and Standard & Poor's downgraded or put on watch for downgrade more than $100 billion in CDOs and the mortgage securities they contain. In a glimpse of how much banks have at stake, UBS holds more than $20 billion of super-senior tranches of CDOs. They're among the reasons UBS, which reported a third-quarter loss of 830 million Swiss francs ($712.8 million), has warned that its investment bank is likely to face further losses in the current quarter.


"There was some widespread miscalculation when it came to estimating the credit risk and market risk of the super-senior tranches," notes Ralph Daloiso, managing director of structured finance at Natixis, a French banking group.


Specialized funds known as structured investment vehicles, affiliated with banks and independent managers, invested in the top-rated tranches of CDOs. Banks set up the funds as a way to derive income from securities held off their balance sheets. The SIVs borrowed money from outside investors by issuing short-term and medium-term notes, then used the money to pay for the securities. Now, though, investors' reluctance to lend to SIVs has raised concerns that the funds -- which hold some $300 billion in assets -- could be forced to sell en masse.


The SIVs are the focus of an effort by major banks to raise a rescue fund that could reach up to $100 billion. The intent is to calm markets by buying good, highly rated securities from the SIVs. But the fund is still weeks away from coming into operation. And the deterioration of even the most highly rated securities will make it increasingly difficult to differentiate between good and bad investments.


The large Wall Street firms weren't alone in believing triple-A-rated debt securities were safe. In the last few years, bond insurers such as MBIA Inc. and Ambac Financial Group Inc., as well as financial guaranty units of American International Group Inc., PMI Group Inc. and ACA Capital Holdings, aggressively wrote insurance on super-senior tranches of CDOs that were backed mainly by subprime mortgages. These companies effectively agreed to bear the risk of losses on these securities.


Shares of Ambac and PMI yesterday fell 19.7% and 11%, respectively, and along with MBIA hit new 52-week lows, on growing investor worry that they may need to hold more capital against the risk they are insuring and could be hit with sizable claims down the road.


Over the past two weeks, some of the insurers posted significant net losses for the third quarter because of adjustments on credit derivatives they used to provide insurance on the bonds. The bond insurers have said, however, that they don't expect actual losses from the CDO tranches they have insured.

Anywayz, you get the gist. If you want my advice, save your money. Buying oppurtunities will abound, whether in stocks or housing in 2009. That is of course if Armageddon doesn't pop.

WSJ

Past As Present

OK, let's continue to beat this dog into mush. Hey, I made a sled dog joke.

On October 25TH, Merrill Lynch & Co. took an $8.4 Billion credit hit, the largest in it's, or anyone else's history. Part of the reason was because of it's plunge into CDO's, spearheaded by "...Christopher Ricciardi, who from 2003 to early 2006, helped transform Merrill from bit player to powerhouse in the lucrative business of bundling loans into salable securities. But the value of many of the securities, known as collateralized debt obligations, or CDOs, has tanked this summer and fall amid rising mortgage delinquencies. Mr. Ricciardi liked to be called the grandfather of CDO's. Long before joining Merrill, he helped push Wall Street into risky new areas such as subprime mortgages, those made to home buyers with weak credit. Then he helped turn Merrill into the Wal-Mart of the CDO industry, before leaving behind a roughly $8 million annual paycheck to jump to a small firm that was a Merrill client. Along the way, he lobbied both credit-rating firms and investors, talking up the safety and juicy returns of CDOs. He and his former Merrill colleagues churned these out frenetically during the height of the boom. Now that the market has soured, leading to billions of dollars in losses for CDO investors, those involved in the business face a growing legion of angry investors." WSJ

What also contributed to the problem was the firing of four senior analysts who were tasked with overseeing the risks of these types of investments. Had the proper oversight been in place, Merrill could have avoided the mess that it's in now. But the question that begs to be asked is: who else took these risks? It's estimated that there are $300 - $400 billion (yep, that's billion with a "B") worth of CDO's out there that has yet to be accounted for.

Consider this: Merrill, in an effort to reduce it's exposure to risky mortgage-backed securities, entered into deals with hedge funds that may have been designed to to delay the day of reckoning on losses. WSJ.

As time goes on, we'll see that this may be just the tip of the iceberg.

File this under: Why didn't they do this in the first place?

Fitch to Downgrade CDO's

By Anusha Shrivastava

Fitch Ratings warned that $36.8 billion of collateralized-debt-obligation transactions face downgrades, with the bulk carrying the highest, triple-A, rating.
CDOs use sliced and diced assets like subprime-mortgage bonds to create customized products that are tailored for investors' appetite for risk.

Fitch said two-thirds of the $23.9 billion in triple-A-rated CDOs on watch for a ratings cut face severe downgrades, with the revised ratings likely to be the lower rungs of investment-grade or speculative grade, or junk. WSJ

Translation: Um, we got it wrong the first time.