Beginning O' The Week Heads-Up

Throw me a lifesaver, and not the Marx Brothers kinds. CNBC

Swing and a miss!!! WSJ

Fear, Greed and Speculation: what really runs the markets. BARRONS

You could also get a job at McDonald's. Their stock is worth more. CNBC

There's pain, there's big pain, and then there's just plain old imminent financial immolation.

But, on a positive note: Sinking Dollar, Rising Portfolio.